BAILIFF: State your name for the court.
TIFFANI: Tiffani A. McClain
BAILIFF: Ms. McClain, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
JUDGE: Ms. McClain, have you ever had sex with a married man?
TIFFANI: Yes I have.
GASP! O-M-G! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Ladies and gentleman, I am happy to announce that I have made many poor choices in my life. I am super happy to say that I have repented for my sins and I believe in my heart that God has forgiven me and has thrown my ugly past out of his memory bank.
- Published in Tiffani Real9